The Chaperone

from Bikini Bottom by Worthikids

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Long, tan, handsome
Poached off a brochure
barely broached the footnotes
am I close, or?
Prom expert!
That's a lie, sorry
Junior prom, not-so long ago
I grooved to the song alone
No, I didn't take Mom
that was Pat's move
My spats proved flat-double, footless groove
Pearl's a nice girl
but my nerves could curl if it swerves into plural
Prone to show bones, funny
two in the front, see
I look just like a bunny
Who knows that I go pink in company with hijinks
It's over easily, my sunny side sinks

Please don't cry
Whatever you do
Just take it slow
If you need a hand
I'll lead you to the land
As soon as I calm my dome

Long, tan, handsome
Punch bowl cudgeled
Tap from the muzzle
Make-shift bartender, daytripped prom offender
Yet the school seems cool re: my fool fender-bender
Weird's all in fashion, evaporated mashing
Kids doing The Sponge I can't believe what's blasting
Could it be? Finally, I'm socially in style
Me?
Pearl, did you hear it's the world's first premier
of a whale and a sponge, new punk, new grunge
new old on tongues
trend's out, we're done
Wow that was fast

Please don't cry
Whatever you do
Just take it slow
If you need a hand
I'll lead you to the land
I guess we should head back home

Please don't cry
Please don't cry
Please don't cry
Please don't cry

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from Bikini Bottom, released June 24, 2017

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