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You come a'stumblin' round the curve
and I can see it in your eyes
You're lookin' for adventure
Well an adventure, I'll supply
And it's okay
if you don't know my name
Let me introduce myself
I'm Smash
The Wizard
And this is my lovely band
The Mathemegalogicians
We're gonna tell you a little secret
Come closer now... listen...
If you know just where to go
Adventure, you will find
So follow me and we will go
To an old oak bridge
with a sign
That says:
"Come on in!"
Welcome to Duloc
Come and take a ride on the magic tour bus, yeah
Welcome to Duloc
I will be your guide through this mystic land
Welcome to Duloc
Don't worry 'bout a thing 'cuz nothing hurts you here
Oh yeah
If you get scared you can hold my hand
Your poppa said not to trust a stranger
And who could be stranger than me?
With my pointy hat and my lime-green skin
and my delicate goatee
I understand
it's okay if you think I'm weird and kinda odd
But gimme a shot
I can promise you that you'll love Duloc
So if you know just where to go
Adventure, you will find
So follow us and we will go
To that old oak bridge
with the sign
That says
"Come on in!"
Welcome to Duloc
Come and take a ride on the magic tour bus yeah
Welcome to Duloc
I will be your guide through this mystic land
Welcome to Duloc
Don't worry 'bout a thing 'cuz nothing hurts you here
Oh yeah
If you get scared you can hold my hand
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2. |
The First Little Piggy
03:07
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Good morning, folks
I hope you slept tight
You can never be too careful
with that sicko wolf out at night
And if this is just
Your first time tuning in
Lemme give you a little
Introduction!
This is piggy
One of three
And I'm comin' to ya live from my shitty strawhouse radio station
Our special guests today
Are a local band
Called "Canker Sores"
Let's give 'em a hand
And after that we'll
Discuss home-construction
And how you should never
Use straw, like I did
This is piggy
One of three
And I'm comin' to ya live from my shitty strawhouse radio station
This is piggy
One of three
I'm comin' to ya live
from my shitty strawhouse radio station
[x2]
You shouldn't worry
and you shouldn't fret
'Cause the nasty wolf
hasn't got you yet
There's no hope for me
It's at my door
I guess I'll broadcast
just once more
This is piggy
One of three
And I'm comin' to ya live from my shitty strawhouse radio station
This is piggy
One of three
I'm comin' to ya live
from my shitty strawhouse radio station
[x2]
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3. |
Stay
02:51
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Thanks for coming in today
Your business means the world
Here at the bar
Could I convince you
to stay?
For just another round
Here at the bar
Sit down, the world can wait
Stay here, at the bar
Warm ya' soul with a drink
Oh yeah
Grab a pretzel, grab a beer
Stay here at the bar
This round's on me
I'm glad to see you all again
Why not leave a little tip
Here at the bar
It brings me joy to see you spend
Your long sought after gold
Here at the bar
Sit down, the world can wait
Stay here, at the bar
Warm ya' soul with a drink
Oh yeah
Grab a pretzel, grab a beer
Stay here at the bar
This round's on me
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4. |
Wood Elk
03:15
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Went a walking in the woods one day
After getting in a fight with my friend Bob
Said some things that one should never say
I feel a hint of regret -- but it's all his fault
Suddenly out' the corner of my eye
I witnessed such a sight
I whispered softly, "could it maybe be?"
It was then that the Wood Elk came to me
Woke an hour later, far away
My skin was freckled with salt and galena
Not a crumb could help me find my way
I was lost and that was that -- or so it seemed
Suddenly out' the corner of my eye
I witnessed such a sight
Came upon a daisy-covered Sidhe
It was then that the Wood Elk came to me
And then I knew
My very soul had changed
Saying sooths
I watched it go away
My gold, my home, my market job
My mother, my father, and even Bob
Everything I was had faded away
Went a walking in the woods one day
I was looking for myself, inside the rift
Can't remember how to speak my name
If I wrote it down would the words persist
Suddenly out' the corner of my eye
I witnessed such a sight
I whispered softly, "could it maybe be?"
It was then that the Wood Elk came to me
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5. |
Good Times
03:09
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Don't let 'em getcha' down
There's still fun to be had
in this merry, merchant town
Just follow my lead
Take you away
from the creeps
and the rotten bad seeds
We'll take a walk in the bog
Drink some rum and egg nog
Then, and maybe then, we can have
a good time
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah
These are our good times
So hold them close
And never let go
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah
These are our good times
Good times
Now take a breath
Before it slips away
They're just a lil sad
All the love in their life
is for things they never had
Let's give 'em a hand
Show the way
to the place
Where the sun just meets the sand
We'll take a walk on the beach
Lay out a picnic feast
Then, and maybe then, we will have
a good time
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah
These are our good times
So hold them close
And never let go
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah
These are our good times
Good times
Now take a breath
Before it slips away
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6. |
The Swamp
02:18
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7. |
(and all within)
05:23
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Okay
I felt okay today
Didn't shed a single tear today
Alright
It's alright
See the borders of the earth, and all within
Hmmm hmm
Hm mm mmm
And you can try
to
Give a shit
Have some hope
Never shake the gut feeling that you were the butt of the joke
Alright
It's alright
See the borders of the earth, and all within
And I lose sight
But it's alri--ight
Little steps
Building up a little town
The smallest of my sins will pull it down
My face is tight
But it's alright
See the borders of the earth, and all within
Yeah, I lose sight
But it's alri--ight
Okay
I felt okay today
Didn't shed a single tear today
Alright
It's alright
See the borders of the earth, and all within
(See the borders of the earth, and all within)
See the borders of the earth, and all within
(See the borders of the earth, and all within)
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8. |
The Second Little Piggy
04:19
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Oh, Sarah
You've been on my mind today
Oh, Sarah
Please tell me you're on your way
If my brain turns to mush
If the shit hits the fan
Will you be my friend?
Will you be my friend?
Will you be my friend?
Oh, Sarah
I know you said it's in my mind
But Sarah
I swear I saw that wolf outside
If my brain turns to mush
If the shit hits the fan
Will you be my friend?
Will you be my friend?
Will you be my friend?
Hey, Sarah
This might be my last note
It's here
The wolf is longing for my throat
If my brain turns to mush
If the shit hits the fan
Will you be my friend?
Will you be my friend?
Will you be my friend?
Will you be my friend?
Will you be my friend?
Will you be my friend?
Will you be my friend?
Sarah
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9. |
All That Glitters
05:34
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It feels like days
Since she was here
But weeks have passed
and I'm still in fear
Scared of holes
that I once dug
to fit your baggage so snug
All that glitters is fake
All that shines is a trick of the mind
All that sparkles is shit
You ain't even heard the worst of it
Love stinks
Truth hurts
Nothing feels worth fighting for
The part
That burns
Is lyin' on the bathroom floor
Thinkin' about you
My friends would ask
"How's she doin'?"
I said, I wasn't all that sure
But now you're smoke
n' I think I know
Don't see why you had to go
All that glitters is fake
All that shines is a trick of the mind
All that sparkles is shit
You ain't even heard the worst of it
Love stinks
Truth hurts
Nothing feels worth fighting for
The part
That burns
Is lyin' on the bathroom floor
Thinkin' about you
Whatever (whatever)
Whatever (whatever)
Whatever (whatever)
Whatever (whatever)
Yanno I try
To see your side
but when I do it makes it worse
'Cuz I'm to blame
I'm to blame
I'm to blame
Ah fuck it
All that glitters is fake
All that sparkles is shit
Love stinks (love stinks)
Truth hurts (truth hurts)
Nothing feels worth fighting for
The part (the part)
That burns (that burns)
Is lyin' on the bathroom floor
Thinkin' about you
All that glitters is fake
All that shines is a trick of the mind
All that sparkles is shit
You ain't even heard the worst of it
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10. |
Find You
03:58
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I must confess
I've been enthralled
There's something wild about you
We had good fun
At the ball
But then you up and flew
Yanno you gave me quite the scare
When you ran away
You ran away
I wasn't sure you cared
You didn't say
You should of stayed
You left behind your shoe
Is this all I'll have to remember you
Or is it a sign of your love
I swear to god
I'll find you baby
If it takes a century and a day
The proof is here in your glass shoe
It only fits you
I'll look for as long as it takes
'Till I find you
I met a guy
some wizard guy
He said he knew about you
He warned me off
Said you were fire
Well burn me if you want to
Cause I've been waiting all my life
For this perfect spark
This perfect spark
If you're really fire then come and
light the dark
light the dark
If it takes a thousand days
I'll search through all the everglades
No god or king can slow me down
I swear to god
I'll find you baby
If it takes a century and a day
The proof is here in your glass shoe
It only fits you
I'll look for as long as it takes
'Till I find you
I swear to god
I'll find you baby
If it takes a century and a day
The proof is here in your glass shoe
It only fits you
I swear to god
I'll find you
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11. |
The Third Little Piggy
04:37
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I pay my bills
right on time
I'll be a good boy 'till the day I die
And if a corpse
washes ashore
They'll never ever trace it back to my door
It's part of my
big design
A hand in the
golden glove
The big and small
I see it all
Bricks layed
money saved
My brothers tried
and they failed
I ain't shocked that they lost their tails
If they'd asked
I might of helped
I only mostly think of myself
It's part of my
big design
A hand in the
golden glove
The big and small
I see it all
Bricks layed
money saved
I've heard sounds
within the pipes
The crew's on break, the time is right
But if that wolf
wants my head
I'll let 'em have it with a side of lead
It's part of my
big design
A hand in the
golden glove
The big and small
I see it all
Bricks layed
money saved
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Just now
I saw Miss Worm
Bearing wonderful news
That she heard from her mom
So it's gotta be true
And Miss Worm's mom
heard the news from a duck
That was dropping eaves
by a passing truck
The truck
was driven by Bob
who had heard from a friend
something rather macabre
Concerning the earth
And his friend heard it first
From a wizard in plum
who thought it was dumb
But he had faith in
The king
Was having a beer
at Larry's bar
When he heard a seer
whisper news from afar
They said The Wolf
had appeared in their head
It had started it all
and the wolf said
They're gone
the three little pigs
and all of the sheep
I gobbled them up
Now everyone sleep
Now everyone sleep
Now everyone sleep
And then
there was rest in the land
there was rest in the land
there was rest in the land
there was rest in the land
there was rest in the land
there was rest in the land
there was rest in the land....
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13. |
The Wolf
03:47
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