The very first breath You take when you wake Is kinda like Breakin' from a sea of dreams You come up gasping for air With stars in your hair Waking up and knowing it's magic Living in the Epipelagic Gotta look my best for today Feed my snail, and pay my rent Feeling bioluminescent Even Coriolis knows the way Yanno I dreamt I saw a man He bent down on one knee And said, "Hey, little boy" "Beware your wandering eye" I told him, "Kind sir, I will" It gave me a little chill Waking up and knowing it's magic Living in the Epipelagic Gotta look my best for today Feed my snail, and pay my rent Feeling bioluminescent Even Coriolis knows the way They need me I'm ready I'm nervous I'm sweating To cook is my calling I'm running I'm falling Believe me Believe me I've got to flip patties You need me You need me I'm ready I'm ready Well, almost Mister Sun deliver your magic I'm living in the Epipelagic Never felt so close to my dream With some luck and some perfect weather This could be the best day ever Everything is music under the sea I'm hungry I'm thirsty I'm shrinking I'm bursting I'm breathing I'm crying I'm flying and flying I've got this I know it C'mon Sponge Don't blow it There's sparks and Confetti I'm ready I'm ready I'm ready!

Step up, right up a buck for a blup A bloop's a bit more but who's to split coral Let's spit floral decor it's more to learn the swirl I won't judge if you borrow a quarter dollar or four It's more important that you join the sport n' find your joy in the bubbles buoyant chortlin' I mean it, I'm not here to break even I want you to see and believe in this magic that one can perceive in a dip, some lips, and a breathe-in Hold up I need to hear the whole plot clear are you saying I'm paying for magic--and it's all real? NEPTUNE'S BEARD! I'd pour out my pocket, wallet, all of it if I had any to spare Last time I cared to square my fungibles was barely a day ago I spent a hundred bills on paraphernalia pertaining mainly to stomach-based hysteria ie: I spent all my money on food I was craving a good chew and my tummy was all screwed A bubble's shaped like a friend I make 'em to remind me of the love that never ends So if ya let me extend my hand from the bubblestand, we could all ascend A bubble's shaped like a friend I make 'em to remind me of the love that never ends So if ya let me extend my hand from the bubblestand, we could all ascend Wowie! I'm only now seeing this cloud dream and it screams loudly like popping straight up from the algae Take a look around, start lounging Soapy animals so meandrous, bouncing proudly I think I heaped too many weeks in the sleeper Deep sleeps piqued peeks of the saltpeter In dreams it's used as mortar Running low on cash flow, I meant to come up less shorter So keep it on the down low but... Spongebob, could I borrow a quarter? Sure, Pat! No prob'! Overlap of cash-back like peas in a pod Decieving facade, even metal from my own wallet must be tested for fraud Seems spot on I see you're struggling for clear bubbling but don't fret yet, I've got plots for unmuddling Just a quarter for a lesson, short-changed? I've got blessings Hot potato quarter quick passing and testing The first lesson is watch closely there's no messing First you do this, then this, then this, then this, then bring it around town and then A bubble's shaped like a friend I make 'em to remind me of the love that never ends So if ya let me extend my hand from the bubblestand, we could all ascend A bubble's shaped like a friend I make 'em to remind me of the love that never ends So if ya let me extend my hand from the bubblestand, we could all ascend Float away Sleepin' on a bubble in the clear blue sky let's Float away Blow a couple bubbles and your troubles leave your mind Float away Sleepin' on a... in the clear blue sky let's Float away

Pat to Sponge, do you read? Over Loud and clear, bowed in fear Worried I'll scurry into third gear Think clear, you've got thought-steerer Pat at the wheel I'll try but my feet fly when sleet slides at the starting line My mind's brined with anxiety slime Hear the chime, diiing That's the sign to seep deep breaths into your cheeks 'n chest Got your apple ready? Shined and picked fresh from the vine I mean tree Here she comes now get ready! Remember Sponge, slow your lunge Act next, think before We've rehearsed, now, what's first on her board? 1924? No! Start the boat! Oh! Now put it in drive, keep an eye on the teach and peacefully glide Go for it Floor it? NOO! Big toe! Remember buddy, I'm up in your globe Just keep an ear up here and we're good to go Big toe? Big toe Big toe Big toe

They came from far, far away Looking for that sweet horizon The pioneers would keep the day Savoring the ocean Salted rocks beneath their feet Take them anywhere forever The pioneers would ward off sleep Never miss a change in weather It's said they heard The Mollusk beckoning Travelling the world with dead reckoning Now they hum gently in dreams About the Benthic underneath They claim to've found the Fiddler's Green Sixty years since they were seen Just illustrations in some books You could say they'd never been Mere legends from the barracks Well, if you think their tales are lies Then you better start believing The pioneers are still alive Just listen while you're sleeping It's said they heard The Mollusk beckoning Travelling the world with dead reckoning Now they hum gently in dreams About the Benthic underneath They claim to've found the Fiddler's Green

Honored, thrilled Moderate chill Ice hands might glance tightening bill Got it, whoops Got it, whoops Got it, whoops Got it, whoops Best day First bit Don't blow it Ordered hall Duty calls Spastic traffic, direct cars Right, left Right, left Right, left Right, left On my patrol Picked battles Pardons grow Warnings barring every mourning home Have I been too loose have I been too strict It's martyrs, bandits Non-distinct delinquents Fading laws, blurry crime Expanding inside my mind Power tripping Fingers slipping On the badge on the Heart skipping Heart skipping It's so fast it's Power tripping Fingers slipping On the badge on the Heart skipping Heart skipping It's so fast it's Hats: tight Spats: white Partners parsing halite Book 'em, click Book 'em, click Book 'em, click Book 'em, click Job done, Patrick We did it Shadowed fiend Battle scene If you see him signal me Over, over Over, over Over, over Over, over Where's the maniac? Pat Pat? Tensions rise, not to mention pressing freshened brine Expanding in my mind Squeezing on my head Red tentacles, Musa Stygiomedusa Damaged lips, whispered pips Growing, growing, growing, growing Power tripping Fingers slipping On the badge on the Heart skipping Heart skipping It's so fast it's Power tripping Fingers slipping On the badge on the Heart skipping Heart skipping It's so fast it's Crime Punishment Punishment Crime

Every solemn sound, sounds of the boots Above all was the sense of hearing acute I heard all things in the heaven and in the earth I'm guilty, and the squeaking only gets worse Everything turns brown, please calm it down The rubber's just like static, buzzing from the Hadopelagic Dissemble no more, I admit the deed Tear up the planks, the boots are beneath my feet

Hey! Every other day feels like the day that came before Nothing left to say yeah all the words are such a bore If you are waiting all bored and frustrated for someone or something that's drawn and belated Just listen to this Try celebration of imagination There's games you can play if you're tired of waiting Let's do an opposite day Oh! Going slo-mo you drag your feet along the ground Such a sleepy glow up in the sky and in the town If you are searching for silly diversion try swapping out shoes with some different person Pretend to be Squidward I'm Squidward I'm Squidward I'm Squidward I'm Squidward I'm Squidward Wow, I feel just like Squidward! Such fun on opposite day

Hungry in a cultural wasteland Pining for his shot (Pining for his shot) This young man, this young man Will shine like a star and show Bikini Bottom who you are Squidward, you've got their eyes now The curtains are being hung (Curtains being hung) This young man, this young man Will bask in the lights When I'm dancing in the show tonight

Long, tan, handsome Poached off a brochure barely broached the footnotes am I close, or? Prom expert! That's a lie, sorry Junior prom, not-so long ago I grooved to the song alone No, I didn't take Mom that was Pat's move My spats proved flat-double, footless groove Pearl's a nice girl but my nerves could curl if it swerves into plural Prone to show bones, funny two in the front, see I look just like a bunny Who knows that I go pink in company with hijinks It's over easily, my sunny side sinks Please don't cry Whatever you do Just take it slow If you need a hand I'll lead you to the land As soon as I calm my dome Long, tan, handsome Punch bowl cudgeled Tap from the muzzle Make-shift bartender, daytripped prom offender Yet the school seems cool re: my fool fender-bender Weird's all in fashion, evaporated mashing Kids doing The Sponge I can't believe what's blasting Could it be? Finally, I'm socially in style Me? Pearl, did you hear it's the world's first premier of a whale and a sponge, new punk, new grunge new old on tongues trend's out, we're done Wow that was fast Please don't cry Whatever you do Just take it slow If you need a hand I'll lead you to the land I guess we should head back home Please don't cry Please don't cry Please don't cry Please don't cry

Bugs in my chest A crack in my head I peer through the window My body is dead He's writing a letter I can't see the words My body remembers My body has burst Swaying Swaying My ship's in the reef but there's no relief to the sea There's no relief to the sea I dreamt of The Green The night that we sunk I saw my first love We danced and got drunk When I awoke My breath was so slow The sky was all grey With marine snow Swaying Swaying My ship's in the reef but there's no relief to the sea There's no relief to the sea 118 years in the blue I hate this holiday They dress nothing like you Sometimes I go back back to the reef I peer through the window at my old body Swaying Swaying My ship's in the reef but there's no relief to the sea There's no relief to the swaying Swaying My ship's in the reef

Time to pull up anchor and sail across the dream tide Wave to all your phantoms We'll meet again at sunrise Ocean man, let me dream of sheep again I get too many scares when I'm ashore Don't let me hear a peep of wrens I can't control the wheel I lose my course Songs so soft and quiet I long to sing along Birds that sound like sirens Perched on the drifting fog Ocean man, let me dream of sheep again I get too many scares when I'm ashore Don't let me hear a peep of wrens I can't control the wheel I lose my course Stars are made of saltpeter I breathe in a little much I know it makes the fall sweeter But I need to stay in touch Ocean man, let me dream of sheep again I get too many scares when I'm ashore Don't let me hear a peep of wrens I can't control the wheel I lose my course Ocean man

At long last, silk sash, avast maties Eye-patch, mustache, itch like scabies Make friends, past-tense, lords and ladies Dig! Dig! Dig! Dig! Captain, sweaty, casting, jetty Three men, at sea, sailing, westly Weestly, whoopsie, still not, ready Photic waning, Captain Sweaty! Peg-leg, mayday, tired and hungry Stay wake, get paid, work through Monday Loyal, foils, get those royals Dig! Dig! Dig! Dig! Cold ground, I'm down, four stounds, for kings Won't bathe, for weeks, watch 'til morning No sleep, on feet, keep on searching Dig! Dig! Dig! Dig! Captain's missing, map's been bristling Pat stop pouring, captain's warning! I'm not, looking, only, touching Only touching? Oh that's nothing Spongebob, all wrong, this map's, cardboard Old dog's, so gone, captain's garbled Hedged bets, stress test, wait the red X! Dig! Dig! Dig! Dig! Dig! Dig! Dig! Dig!

Texas is on my mind Ranches in the summertime Trapped inside my dome for so long Missin' my old home the slow dawn Texas is on my mind Floating out beyond the brine I see the trees and meadows I close my eyes All the gals and fellas in bolo ties Please take me home Home Take me home Home Texas is on my mind Miss it nearly all o'the time When I came down to research Couldn't feel the ground with bare fur Texas is on my mind Searching but I'll never find I'd drop it all just to go home Every flask and vial out the window Just take me home Home Take me home Home It's Texas yeah, they got it wrong But I love it what a perfect balm I think I'm home

if I wanted to leave what would I see what's up there what's out there there's too much it's not fair there's too much to see do I want to leave? maybe if I wanted to leave what could I see what's up there what's out there the whole world is out there I know they need me but I'm playing hooky for a day